Yea Verily . . . .

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their
will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader, that

person known as "The One."

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He
hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack
of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my
association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you
with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the
Land that he who proceeded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation,
and that all he has built must be destroyed. 

 

And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised but they believed. 

And "The One" said " We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"  

And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"
Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." 

And the  people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." 

And the people said, "Show us the money!"  

And then he said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.."

And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me? You're going to
steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" 

And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe 's personal records were hacked and publicized.